Published on December 12th, 2013 | by Trish
By Trillup Seymour Hoffmayne HOLLYWOOD – Gucci Mane’s children’s books are flying off the shelves. There’s a Monkey in My Backpack and its two sequels, There’s a Lion in My Locke” and There’s a Hippo in ... Read More →
Published on December 12th, 2013 | by Trish
By Suri Booze LOS ANGELES – John Mayer is disappointed with the lack of activity on his incredibly desperate OkCupid account. Single and equally desperate women in his area are unable to tell if the profile ... Read More →
Published on December 11th, 2013 | by Trish
By MC Infarction NEW YORK – Real fans of true hip hop, who have long decried the death of rap, were vindicated today when the National Bureau of Crime Statistics released its annual report: Real Hip ... Read More →
Published on December 11th, 2013 | by Trish
By DHT LOS ANGELES – Rotund human squeezebox/soda-can CeeLo Green was caught by former collaborator Danger Mouse spinning giddily in his Voice chair after his 9 p.m. bedtime. He managed 12 spins before spotting the reddish ... Read More →
Published on December 10th, 2013 | by Trish
By Trillup Seymour Hoffmayne ATLANTA- Rapper and acclaimed children’s book author Gucci Mane has yet again found himself in trouble with the law. The musician was arrested last Thursday for trying to bring a 14th century ... Read More →
Published on December 10th, 2013 | by Trish
By MCTrishtheDish TULSA- Last Friday night at Woodland Hills Mall, 15-year-old junior line-dancing champion Jackie Lee Cloninger lost her virginity while listening to R Kelly’s new album. The unexpected event happened after a three-hour run of ... Read More →
Published on December 10th, 2013 | by Trish
By Teflon Don DeLillo NEW YORK—Sitting alone in an NYU dorm while the Asian girl he’d gone home with the night before took a shower, Childish Gambino checked his Twitter feed only to find out Chance ... Read More →
Published on December 9th, 2013 | by Trish
By Suri Booze Precious pre-teen starlet to be Suri Cruise has recently signed on with The Hollywood Insider as our in house industry commentator. Every two weeks, Suri’s going to bring you the goods, no holds ... Read More →
