Published on April 17th, 2014 | by Trish
By Weezy F. Scott Fitzgerald BASEMENTS – Cannibals do. Cannibals live the longest. The answer may surprise you. A new study consisting of examining and then eating the excavated bodies of supercentenarians Jeanne Calment and Lucy ... Read More →
Published on April 16th, 2014 | by Trish
By Weezy F. Scott Fitzgerald WORK – You are human. You are literate. You are at work and about to waste more than a minute reading what won’t remind you of what useless fact it was ... Read More →
Published on April 16th, 2014 | by Trish
By MC Infarction COLUMBUS – The parents of Ohio State Freshman Bucks McGee are thrilled as their son has managed to almost complete his freshman year without fathering a child, contracting an STD, or even engaging ... Read More →
Published on April 15th, 2014 | by Trish
By Teflon Don DeLillo HOUSTON – Fresh off an identity crisis brought on by a significant Chick Fil-A induced weight gain, credit card fraud, and a loss of his sense of self, Houston rapper Mike Jones ... Read More →
Published on April 15th, 2014 | by Trish
By MC Infarction NEW YORK – Drake’s “Nothing Was The Same” Tour has been a tremendous success for the Canadian rapper and prolific Real Doll customer. And by all accounts, he has been having fun on ... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2014 | by Trish
By Weezy F. Scott Fitzgerald Desperate to do something different with our Game of Thrones weekly review, we ask hundreds of rappers every week how they would write a review of the most epic show on ... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2014 | by Trish
By Suri Booze Precious pre-teen starlet to be Suri Cruise has recently signed on with The Hollywood Insider as our in house industry commentator. Every two weeks, Suri’s going to bring you the goods, no holds ... Read More →
Published on April 10th, 2014 | by Trish
By Cash Money Slumdog Millionaire SEATTLE – Last week’s Macklemore concert took a turn for the worse when 18-year-old Kacie Stevens, who had her heart set on having sex with Macklemore, was forced to settle for ... Read More →
