Published on July 21st, 2014 | by Trish
By Trinidad James Joyce EVERYWHERE – Sources today confirmed that the ongoing violence in the Middle East between the Israeli Defense Forces and Hamas provide the absolute perfect excuse to loudly and forcefully interject unwanted opinions ... Read More →
Published on June 30th, 2014 | by Trish
By Weezy F. Scott Fitzgerald NUTLEY – New Jersey driver Mikey DiPauley still thinks of Ludacris anytime a situation involving a slow driver or reckless pedestrian escalates to the point where it warrants honking at the ... Read More →
Published on June 26th, 2014 | by Trish
By Trinidad James Joyce 1. Waking up craaaaazy early from hunger pains More like hunger lames! When your dinner is six beans and an onion peel you’re always feeling a little peckish. Nothing says “bummer” more ... Read More →
Published on June 25th, 2014 | by Trish
By MCTrishtheDish NEW YORK – Texting his best friend a picture of a naked woman walking into his bathroom, 20-year-old Idaho native James McBundy feels like a million bucks, or probably like James Franco. The picture ... Read More →
Published on June 24th, 2014 | by Trish
By Teflon Don DeLillo KANSAS CITY — On Friday, June 6th, Tech N9ne called in sick from his day job at Monsters, Incorporated, where he has served as the company’s top scarer since 2001. With a ... Read More →
Published on June 23rd, 2014 | by Trish
By Trillup Seymour Hoffmayne DETROIT – It was a warm summer night when a young Marshall Mathers made a discovery that would change his life forever. Mathers, a rookie MC, had just gotten into the rap ... Read More →
Published on June 19th, 2014 | by Trish
By MC Infarction LOS ANGELES – Dr. Dre woke up, did his morning pilates routine, and ordered an edible arrangement for Beyonce, after her tour announcement kicked off another round of people not talking about “Detox.” ... Read More →
Published on June 18th, 2014 | by Trish
By Trillup Seymour Hoffmayne ATLANTA – Last week while driving, a group of friends discovered a four minute, thirty-two second newborn. The listeners reported an abandoned repetitive grinding trap beat, a terrible female vocalist, and meaningless ... Read More →
