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Nelly Suffers Massive Stroke, Insists on Putting a Bandaid on It

The rapper claims band-aid use and daily dosage of pump juice account for prevention of UTIs,  and really bad boo boos.

The stroke impacted “Broca’s Area”, the part of the brain associated with speech and communication, likely detrimental to the artist’s already poor country grammar.

Nelly however, refuses to pay for surgery.  TRI confirms, in light of rising healthcare costs, it must be the money.




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