RACK CITY, CANADA – The tiny Canadian town of Rack City has launched an anti-defamation suit against Cash Money Records artist Tyga this week, citing the rapper’s inaccurate portrayal of the city’s adult entertainment industry.
“It’s been years since anyone in Rack City was able to throw, 10’s, 10’s, 10’s or 20s on your titties, bitch,” said City Mayor Marc Coombs. “We’re lucky to even see Lincolns in the club these days.”
Coombs noted that the song’s libelous content comes at a particularly bad time for Rack City, which just recently suffered a PR hit after losing on its multi-thousand dollar bid to host Drake’s second Bar Mitzvah , featured in the rapper’s “HYFR” video.
Coomb’s outrage began when he noticed his grandmother pussy popping while watching the video for the rapper’s surprise hit single.
“I walked by her computer and I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I knew I had to act on behalf of the citizens of Rack City and this brainwashing of our elderly population.” Coombs added that he “really never should have bought her that computer.”