LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – After signing to long defunct Death Row records, Metta World Peace’s elbow is releasing a mixtape featuring a slew of diss records targeted at James Harden, David Stern, and anyone who believed Ron Artest’s name change meant anything at all.
“After what he did to James Harden, we think Elbow World Peace is going to do a lot to restore Death Row’s street cred,” said Suge Knight in a press release regarding the signing of the burgeoning rap star. “And if not, he’ll definitely knock a n*gga out.”
In a recent post game interview, Elbow World Peace refused to discuss anything but his new music and thanked his therapist for teaching him how to best channel his hatred.
“The Hennessy I drank between quarters didn’t hurt either,” noted EWP.
James Harden’s skull was unable to be reached for comment.
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