TORONTO, CANADA – Lil Wayne, Birdman, and Drake’s toy poodle have recently decided to have Drake neutered.
“After hearing ‘Marvin’s Room,’ people were pretty sure he was dickless anyway,” said Wayne.
“He’s constantly humping bitches in the club with this stupid grin on his face, shouting ‘I’m just sayin, you could do better,’” added Birdman. “He’d always run up on Nicki and hump her thigh. I got tired of tying him out back behind the club.”
When asked why they decided to neuter Drake now in the midst of a national tour, Drake’s poodle simply responded “the surgery to make him an actual bitch was too expensive.”