ATLANTA – Andre 3000 and Big Boi have recently returned from a week-long camping trip in the Ozark Mountains, and The Rap Insider has learned that they are no longer fresh, nor clean.
According to those in close contact with the OutKast rappers, “a lot of people are doper than you if you’re wearing 99% DEET bug spray and haven’t showered for a week.”
After returning to Atlanta, much to the dismay of fellow onlookers, Andre 3000 immediately went shopping for new umbrellas, seersucker suits, and pre-1960 suspenders.
“Man, when I leaned a little bit closer, I realized that Andre really smelled like Poo-ooo-oo.”
Another witness reported that while trying on plaid bowties, “Andre shook it like a polaroid picture, and I just about passed out from his B.O.”
Despite their terrible Stankonia, OutKast has issued a formal apology to Ms. Jackson, because they are for real.















