By  MC Infarction

LOS ANGELES – On the set of his newest blockbuster film, Robot Scooby-Doo , notable director Michael Bay has exploded into a massive fireball of black smoke and young, hot, hot, young cleavage.

“It all happened quickly,” said Shia LaBeouf, who stars as Commander Shaggy. “One minute he was yelling at the pyrotechnics team to increase the napalm and the next he was two glittering areolae amidst fiery orange destruction.”

Warner Brothers has issued a statement offering their condolences to the Bay family and reconfirming their excitement about the project: “Filming has already restarted on Robot Scooby-Doo and we are completely certain that the quality of the film will not decline in any way whatsoever as a result of Mr. Bay’s firm, supple, and explosive death.”

Megan Fox, who plays Thundertits Thelma, is expected to retire after Bay’s death because, as a totally talented actress, she understands that her best roles are now behind her.

Mr. Bay is survived by three supermodels, a pile of charred gold, and 3 kilos of the finest Colombian cocaine.