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Published on October 18th, 2012 | by TRI Staff

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Rick Ross Releases Anti-Bullying Book for Overweight Kids

By MCTrishtheDish

MIAMI – Last week rapper Rick Ross released a children’s book about dealing with bullies.

The 15-page book, titled Shove That Bully Back, Then Make Him Your Snack, recounts various incidents with bullies that Ross had back in the day. Instead of being scared and running away from his attackers, he did what any hefty, hungry 5-year-old should do: he ate them.

“Yo, you know that new song ‘Diced Pineapples’ featuring Drake and Wale? I wrote that about a bully named Tyrone that stole my lunch,” Ross told The Rap Insider. “I turned his black ass into a fruit cocktail.”

Throughout the book, Ross rhymes about other bullies who he turned into afternoon snacks, including “Timmy with tourettes who’s always shakin’, he called me a pig, I turned his ass into bacon” and “Little Bobby Jones who busted my lip, I puréed his ass into Mexican bean dip.”

Since the release of the children’s book there has been a 300% increase in the eating of bullies across the nation, particularly by gingers. Nerds now come home from school with hearts full of knowledge, and bellies full of bullies.



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