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Published on November 6th, 2012 | by TRI Staff

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Inspired by Tyga, Drake to Release Porno, 7 Hours of Crying in a Strip Club

TORONTO – Upon hearing the news that Tyga is releasing Rack City XXX, Drake has announced that his new pornographic flick will be dropping next week, with the tentative title Best I (N)ever Had.

“So much porn is disgusting and degrading, you know? I’m a super sensitive guy, so I really just wanted to capture the real essence of the female form; the true emotional spirit,” Drake said in an interview with TRI, while blubbering over his past three ex-girlfriends.

In a sneak-peek of the video, Drake looks longingly at a stripper with a melancholy gaze and softly mouths the words “I will always love you.” A single tear then rolls down his cheek, and Drake declares “I’ve never been harder.”

Drake has recorded a cover of the 1994 Boyz II Men hit “I’ll Make Love To You,” though the rapper reportedly had trouble singing the chorus without breaking down in hysterics.

Additionally, a Chris Brown look-alike with a micropenis is featured prominently.

The porno ends with a fade-out of “Marvin’s Room” as Drake softly strokes his “Wheelchair Jimmy.”



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