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Published on May 6th, 2013 | by TRI Staff

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Kendrick Lamar Just Can’t Power Through 73rd Hour Of World Fucking

By JFKilla

BELIZE CITY – After power-fucking planet Earth for 72 hours , Kendrick Lamar was unable to get through the 73rd hour, collapsing from exhaustion and a fractured pelvis, but not before busting a massive nut inside the molten crust layer of the Earth.

The rapper was taken to a local hospital and placed in Intensive Care once his Eiffel Tower-sized erection subsided. He suffered extreme fluid loss as a result of his ejaculation.

“Anytime that you have sexual intercourse for an extended period, like maybe 3 or 4 hours, you are going to experience a lot of painful sorenesses. Obviously,” said Dr. Alexandro Martinez.

“However, if you are like our friend here, and you decide that maybe you’re going to try and fuck a sinkhole for three straight days, then I can assure you that you’re going to have some rough times.”

When Kendrick awoke several weeks later, he told TRI reporters that he was disappointed at having lasted only 72 hours.

“I wish I could have kept going, man,” he said. “The earthy texture of the pussy is the best. I felt like I could have kept fucking the world for at least another four days. Maybe once I regain feeling in my lower extremities I’ll find another sinkhole to penetrate.”

While scientists are unsure if the planet experienced an orgasm during its 72 hour fuck session with the rapper, but several 8.5 magnitude earthquakes felt across the globe seem to be a good indicator that Lamar did, in fact, bring Earth to a climax.



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