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Published on October 8th, 2013 | by Trish

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Danny Brown Hails Pussy As Only Food Safe To Eat With One Tooth

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By Lil Kim Jong iL

DETROIT – Danny Brown is known for being one of the most unique rappers around. Where most members of the rap community have gold fronts or actual teeth, Brown has a vast bed of tissue and cute, gaping hole. Nevertheless, Brown has no complaints about being the missing link between human and algae eater.

“It’s really a blessing in disguise, like being lactose intolerant,” Brown wrote on his food and lifestyle blog, Gloop.

Lil Wayne’s continued ability to stay alive is proof that pussy has even more nutrients per calorie than kale. I consider myself lucky that it’s the only food that is actually easier to eat without teeth… besides applesauce, which can often be found in ratchet pussy anyways.”

Brown added that he is the safest thing a girl can let eat her pussy… if tooth-related injury–as opposed to infectious disease–is the criterion.

In fact, the Detroit Surgeon General has announced that “letting Brown eat your pussy is as harmless as letting a newborn baby have a suck. Again, assuming bite risk is your main concern–babies don’t usually carry anything you can catch.”



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