The Rap Insider

TORONTO, CANADA – Lil Wayne, Birdman, and Drake’s toy poodle have recently decided to have Drake neutered.

“After hearing ‘Marvin’s Room,’ people were pretty sure he was dickless anyway,” said Wayne.

“He’s constantly humping bitches in the club with this stupid grin on his face, shouting ‘I’m just sayin, you could do better,’” added Birdman. “He’d always run up on Nicki and hump her thigh. I got tired of tying him out back behind the club.”

When asked why they decided to neuter Drake now in the midst of a national tour, Drake’s poodle simply responded “the surgery to make him an actual bitch was too expensive.”

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“A real n*gga just wanted to peep pics of them cheesy nachos HWUH,” said Ross via Skype from his Miami mansion. “That’s how you gotta eat. You gotta eat like a don. So why the fuck Tyga sendin’ me pics of Carrot Top singin’ after a haircut?”

“When I said ‘I’m just saying, you can do better,’ I didn’t think she’d sleep with my boss” Drake said through sobs at the NBA All-Star Game.